Great for cleaning jizz off thumbs, bums, cummy tummies and yummy mummies!
coming may 2026
Our Awesome Pranks
Legendary Laughs, Delivered.
It’s everything you’ve come to expect from us... absurdly convincing details and high-quality full-colour packaging that looks far too official for its own good. But we’ve taken this one a step further. We haven't just sent an empty box; inside, they’ll find actual wank wipes and... for the true professional a free wipe-clean target practice card.
We’ve doubled down on the cringe factor to ensure that whoever receives these stays bright red long after they’ve realised it’s a joke. It’s the signature "I can’t believe this has come through my letterbox" moment, taken to a whole new level of ridiculous.
Realistic, ridiculous, and ready to take the throne. The era of the Wank Wipe has arrived!
We can't quite believe it ourselves, and never thought in a million years that our pranks would reach all 7 Continents, including a research station in Antarctica! From America to Russia, Brazil to Singapore, Finland to Australia, Iceland to Antarctica.
Our Pranks have even made the national press!
WTF did I just receive?! Very clever and very funny and got me good and proper! Haha
James A
PomPom has the BEST customer service I've ever experienced! Not only are they fast, dependable and trustworthy, they also follow the type of brand philosophy I can get behind. You have a customer for LIFE.
Regina Jackson
PomPom has the BEST customer service I've ever experienced! Not only are they fast, dependable and trustworthy, they also follow the type of brand philosophy I can get behind. You have a customer for LIFE.
Marla George
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